Who vacuumed his home with a Hoover.
He vacuumed his mat.
But when he vacuumed his cat,
His Hoover would no longer maneuver.
I remember when I thought I knew almost everything. Sad to say, it wasn't that long ago. Who was I kidding? What a knucklehead. Waking up to the reality that I'm a full-blown ragamuffin was no-doubt the best thing that has ever happened to me. Now I'm trying to live one day at a time, staying keenly alert to the fact that apart from Jesus Christ I can do nothing (John 15:3), but that through Him I can do all things (Philippians 4:13). Getting "real" only begins changing everything ...